By far the most natural spanker for Wonder Woman is Superman, and indeed we have seen no fewer than seven examples of this pairing so far in this gallery. With all her Amazonian abilities, he's one of the few male heroes who are more powerful than she is, and although we may imagine her willingly (even eagerly!) bending over for, say, Batman's Bat-Paddle, there is symbolic value in the dominant being physically stronger than the submissive. And that brings us to Bizarro - who exactly is he?
Bizarro (No. 1) is an imperfect duplicate of Superman, created by a scientist's duplicating ray (what else?). There were in fact a bunch of other, later Bizarros created that way, and despite their dim-witted brains they have all of Superman's super-powers. They believe in doing the opposite of all Earthly things, so Superman built a cube-shaped planet for them (he's as handy at planet-building time as the Amish are at barn-raising time) to make them happy, and to keep them from being too let us say "frustrated," someone (we forget who) created a bunch of Bizarro Lois Lanes! Strange as it may sound, there were a whole series of "Tales from the Bizarro World" back in the 60s, and we even discovered a "Bizarro Lois spanks Bizarro Jr." scene in Superman #140 (October, 1960) that the world could certainly have done without.
Bizarro #1 spanks Wonder Woman. Artist unknown. Posted by the Web-Ed on 07/07/2023.
Our unknown artist must have been familiar with Bizarro lore, for he drew Superman's symbol backward as was
done in the comics, and perhaps also in having Bizarro spank left-handed although we can't swear that
Superman was ever shown to be right-handed - he was sort of above things like that. Wonder Woman's goofy
grin is in keeping with her spanko desires, but her buttocks should be fuller and rounder. The American flag,
the basis for her costume with its fabled star-spangled panties, is an always-welcome addition to the scene
.
